Funny Txt Messages
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty I just take the next one!
I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils…
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see that you are the only one for me?
The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
Every message is a smile … every word is like a kiss but when you touch me …remember this … my life is full with happiness.
If I die and go to heaven, I’ll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
