For All My Married Male Friends
August 24, 2007 – 11:28 am | by admin[?]
I love my wife dearly but I’m convinced that all women at one time or another have attended Yeah But University. I call it the “Yeah But Apology” Of Course, I say this with tongue in cheek but tell me if this sounds familiar.
” I’ll forgive you if you say you’re sorry.”
” I’m sorry but you just weren’t listening to me.”
” I’m sorry but you didn’t hear me but it’s over.”
” I’m sorry but you just need to listen to me.”
“I’m sorry but you’ve been working to hard.”
“I’m sorry but just listen to me”
And the number one answer is
“I’m sorry but you were being a jerk.”
And to my wife
” Love you unconditionally”
