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Archive for August 22nd, 2007

My Experience in Wendys

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007
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I would like to propose a new policy to Wendys.

I was in Wendys earlier today and had to repeat my order 3 times to the cashier. Here is my proposal.

If I have to repeat the order 3 times and you still get it wrong, lunch is on you. As my 2 year old daughter says, “Otay?”

Please Mr. President …. Please

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007
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The news gets worse. Please bring our heros home.

Please Help Steph Name His Sneakers !!

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007
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” From What I hear, digfighting is a sport. It’s just behind closed doors and I think it;s tough that we build Michael Vick up and then we break him down.”

Stephon Marbury to Capitol News 9 in Albany

We vote for DumbBurys

Could You Sleep Last Night?

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007
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If I was on the list of players that bought steroids from the ex-clubhouse attendant of the New York Mets, I would be losing sleep. Radomski faces up to 25 years in prison and a $500,000 fine.

Let’s just say for entertainment purposes that Radomski was offered 3 months off his sentence for every name that he gives to George Mitchell whose team is leading the investigation into steroids for Major League Baseball. I’d bet that he would walk free

How to Identify a Racist?

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007
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I was listening to the radio this morning and a man called in to a sports talk show and asked:

With the all the problems in basketball, football and basketball, how come we never hear about these problems in hockey?

Geez, have some balls. Ask the question you really wanted to ask Mr. Sports Talk Radio Call-In Guy. How come we never hear of these problems in a sport with all white guys?